July 6, 2005

  • patient: So, what happened to you?
    ak: What do you mean?
    patient: What happened?  You look...healthy...
    ak: Healthy? As in, I gained some weight?
    patient: Yeah.
    ak: Yeah...I gained some weight this year...
    patient: You're not pregnant are you?
    ak: NO...
    patient: I don't know...are you sure?
    ak: You really think I'm pregnant?
    patient: Yeah.
    ak:
    I'm not.


    <I rethink standing up from my chair to get something, then decide I'd rather not talk with patient.  Standing...>


    patient: Oh nevermind.  I think it was the way you were sitting.  You're starting to look like me.


    <patient rubs his belly>


    ak: Thanks...


    Can this world get any crueler?

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