patient: So, what happened to you?
ak: What do you mean?
patient: What happened? You look...healthy...
ak: Healthy? As in, I gained some weight?
patient: Yeah.
ak: Yeah...I gained some weight this year...
patient: You're not pregnant are you?
ak: NO...
patient: I don't know...are you sure?
ak: You really think I'm pregnant?
patient: Yeah.
ak: I'm not.
<I rethink standing up from my chair to get something, then decide I'd rather not talk with patient. Standing...>
patient: Oh nevermind. I think it was the way you were sitting. You're starting to look like me.
<patient rubs his belly>
ak: Thanks...
Can this world get any crueler?
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