Man...I was gonna get a new license today...
But I forgot my form of ID...how sad.
Do they really cost $25 now?
So expensive!!!
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Know Your A-choo IQ:
what does your sneeze say about you?*
Holding-it-in sneeze: You are someone who enjoys a blending of sneeze types:
The BE RIGHT SneezerYou are careful and accurate. A deep thinker, and you always consider things before you speak. You are detailed and precise, and catch mistakes that others miss. You have great insights and opinions, but you don't always get a chance to express them. You like to read books that make you think. You like to work by yourself and relax at home, because you enjoy solitude. You take your time, play by the rules and wish others would do the same. You are more likely to cover your mouth when you sneeze than other types.
The GET IT DONE SneezerYou are fast, decisive and to the point. You wish others could be the same. You are efficient and uncomplicated. You do not have to rely on others. You are a leader. You are forceful and commanding, and work to get things quickly accomplished. You seek physical exertion. You do not like to be used unfairly by others. You will hold in your sneeze if you can and are more likely to have a big loud sneeze than other types.
The ENTHUSIASTIC Sneezer
You are a charismatic leader and influencer. You are imaginative and have great "out of the box" ideas. You are intuitive and can inspire and motivate others. You value your relationships and hold them dear. You welcome new people and new opportunities. You are optimistic and spontaneous. You are open and people know what you are feeling. You are articulate and enjoy a good conversation whether it is on the phone, over dinner or out socializing. You are more likely to have sneezes that people notice - big or multiple.
This is so me!!!
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Church Bulletin Announcements
Preach it!
The sermon this morning: "Jesus Walks on the Water."
The sermon tonight: "Searching for Jesus."
At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What Is Hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practice.
Suffer the little children
Our youth basketball team is back in action Wednesday at 8 p.m. in the recreation hall. Come out and watch us kill Christ the King.
For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's "Hamlet" in the church basement on Friday at 7 p.m. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.
Sunday School: Children will be led in sinning and Bible study.
The Power of Prayer
Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our community. Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say "Hell" to someone who doesn't care much about you.
Don't let worry kill you. Let the church help.
Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.
After the worship service...
This evening at 7 p.m. there will be a hymn sing in the park across from the church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.
Bertha Belch, a missionary from Africa, will be speaking tonight at Calvary Methodist. Come hear Bertha Belch all the way from Africa.
A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow.
Announcement in a church bulletin for a national Prayer and Fasting Conference: "The cost for attending the Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals."
The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been canceled due to a conflict.
Ladies, Ladies
The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.
Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Don't forget your husbands.
Ladies' Bible Study will be held Thursday at 10 a.m. All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B.S. is done.
The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday.
Choir Practice
Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the help they can get.
Eight new choir robes are currently needed due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.
Miss Charlene Mason sang "I will not pass this way again," giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.
The rector will preach his farewell message, after which the choir will sing "Break Forth Into Joy."
Which Door Do I Use?
The Low Self-Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 p.m. Please use the back door.
Weight Watchers will meet at 7 p.m. at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance.
The Members of the Congregation
Barbara remains in the hospital and needs blood donors for more transfusions. She is also having trouble sleeping and requests tapes of Pastor Jack's sermons.
Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24th in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days.
No Good Deed Will Go Unpunished
Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles, and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.
Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person you want remembered.
Watch Out for Those Potlucks
Attend and you will hear an excellent speaker and heave a healthy lunch.
The church will host an evening of fine dining, superb entertainment, and gracious hostility.
Potluck supper Sunday at 5 p.m. Prayer and medication to follow.
HOW Much Money Should I Give?
The associate minister unveiled the church's new tithing campaign slogan last Sunday: "I Upped My Pledge - Up Yours." -
OMG!!!
8:11 am
I'm driving to work and there's mass traffic in Federal Way.
"Its probably cause of the snow...but its less than an inch! Why are people making such a big deal about a layer of snow?"
Grrr...
8:20 am
All the cars are merging into the inside lane.
There's a po-po car with lights flashing.
Seems a van got stuck on the sidewalk from sliding around (aka car accident).
Traffic clears.
"Wow...there was no reason for traffic. If people wouldn't stop to watch every minor accident, there'd be no traffic."
8:22 am
There's a red car in front waiting at the light to turn left.
Couple cars coming from the opposite direction, but no one on the left side of the road (cause of the accident).
I get into the center lane to turn left and with space enough for two cars, I put on the brake....
Grind, grind, grind...(my brakes lock)
"What's this?! Oh no! I'm gonna get hit that car!"
Luckily, cat-like reflexes had me turn the car right, so I'd could avoid the hit...
I made it, just in the knick of time...and as I sat there, thoughts ran through my mind.
I shift into reverse and carefully reposition my car to turn left.
I wonder...does the driver of that car even know that I almost hit them?
8:26 am
God reminds me that prideful behavior (and thoughts) are never left undealt with.
I was annoyed that people took the consideration to be careful even in the smallest circumstances. The same idea applies to sin. Many times, we have a tendency to underestimate the little things; things that appear safe or innocent. When pride blocks our judgement, we make ourselves vulnerable to bigger and more dangerous things - in my case, a car accident.
But God is faithful...and willing to complete everything he begins. Especially when it comes to perfecting His children.
Amen?
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How YOU doin'?
What's with guys calling girls honey | hon | babe| etc. ???
Is it just me...or is it really awkward to be called that by someone who isn't a significant other?
Okay, I know many of you are asking yourselves,
"Why is Aunna asking this question? No one calls her that!"
Well, actually, I have been called honey quite a few times in my life.
Especially within the past couple of weeks.
Situation 1:
A couple weeks ago I went to Applebee's with some guys from church (you know who you are). As the waiter was taking our order, I heard him say 'honey' a few times, but I wasn't sure. So I asked the guys if they heard it too and their initial response is,
"What the!!!
Aunna, you're crazy. Why would he call you that!?"
I was so confused...
Anyway, Sharon came later, so I was telling her what happened and she's just laughing away...
When the waiter came by again, I swear he said it again, but for some reason, no one else heard.
I think they were just pretending not to hear...he said it so many times!
But to this day, I swear, he was calling me 'honey'.
Okay, so one situation isn't something to make a big deal out of...
BUT (dun dun dun)!!!
Situation 2:
Now that I'm a working woman these days, every now and then I have to make these phone calls to get quotes on items our clients need.
So, yesterday I was on the phone with this guy and he kept saying something at the end of his sentences that I just couldn't make out. So after a little while, I realized he was calling me honey | hon. My first thought was,
"This guy probably thinks I sound HOT!!!" Muahaha!!! 
Anyway, so today, I had to call him again to check up on a fax I sent him for the quote and the conversation went something like this:
"I'm just checking to see if you've responded to the fax I sent yesterday."
"You know what? I have it right here in front of me, but I just haven't had the time to get to it yet, hon...oh, okay...I'll have it done soon, hon." And such and such...
Guys are just so complicated...
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Sleep Position Reveals Your Personality
The position in which you sleep at night--whether it's all curled up in a fetal position or sprawled out across the bed--reveals your personality, Reuters reports of new research from Britain's Sleep Assessment and Advisory Service.
Led by Chris Idzikowski, the team has identified six common sleep positions and the personalities of the people who sleep that way. "We are all aware of our body language when we are awake, but this is the first time we have been able to see what our subconscious says about us," he told Reuters.
The six basic sleeping positions and the personality traits:
Position 1: Crouched in the fetal position: Shy and sensitive
Position 2: Soldier position flat on the back with arms at the sides: Quiet and reserved
Position 3: On the side with legs outstretched and arms down: Social and easy-going
Position 4: On the side with legs outstretched and arms outstretched: Suspicious
Position 5: Flat on the tummy with hands at the sides of the head: Brash and gregarious
Position 6: On the back with outstretched arms and legs: Unassuming and a good listener
Crouched in the fetal position is most common way to sleep, assumed by fully 51 percent of women. The most unusual is on the stomach with only 6.5 percent of respondents saying they sleep this way. Once we adopt a preferred sleeping position, we rarely change it.
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